I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
No flamethrowers. That is a direct order.
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Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
I have come to realize that my purpose in life is less musical and more as a filter of alcohol into water.
2nd fun fact: he has a square tan line around his dick.
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
shes making a cheerios necklace using dental floss 'just in case' she gets the munchies later
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Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
my life could not get any worse. just saw my sister in a porno
I'm going to bed early so football can come sooner
Today one of my patients offered me pot brownies. Medical school worth it. Living the dream.
i'm 99% sure they had an orgy while i was passed out
just drove past - why are you walking towards the shop in your pyjamas?
Can't talk, on a quest for bacon.
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