at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
Let's review the facts-we're bored, we have a ton of beer, and we live 5 minutes from the zoo. This equation is easily solvable
I woke up and blew hamburger out my nose. That kinda night.
Seriously... Things should be way more awkward... The entire female half of the bridal party INCLUDING THE BRIDE blew me in high school....
Just woke up from a dream where you lived in a gingerbread house on a snowy cliff by the sea. The dolphins were swimming away from a giant dust storm. You REALLY ought to smoke this before bed tonight.
Accidentally hit on the same girl twice at the bar, she give me her number both times though so I think its cool.
We don't have sex anymore. We both agree that the olympics are more important to watch. All day. Also i don't look good compared to the athletes...
I am so excited I do not know how I will sleep.
It's like the Christmas morning of dicks
Totally shot down my boss for sex today. Approaching this weekend with a clear conscience and an untouched vagina.
Sorry, I was watching the Olympic story about the Canadian guy and drinking out of the prescription bottle and crying because it was so beautiful.
I just had a drunk lesbian experience.... How do I break it to my boyfriend??
A Morman just tried to recruit me and I told him "Trust me, you don't want me"
the universe is starting to freak me out.. ive now had sex with 3 people who were born on the same day..
My New Year's resolution consists of less weekday hangovers, more sex, and more money.
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