Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
Alosmot hir two of of mt mailanoxwa
Oh Jesus.
whenever he tweets that he wants to get blackout it's like a neon sign for "i want to bang you tonight"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We're following a guy carrying a door for beer pong at his place..join us when you are deemed sober enough to leave the hospital.
I used to think not drinking while I was pregnant was not gonna be a problem, but I now I'm like shit that's a long time
I'm a great relationship counselor. My vagina will let you know if your relationship is gonna work or not.
She was wearing a grass skirt and a watermelon bra. WATERMELONS.
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Its safe now. But... Nobody should sleep on my bed tonight.
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