Just toasted a glass of brandy with my own reflection to my dimples. Why are you not here?
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
Soo I got blood taken today and when the doctor came back with the results she said "you aren't sick but the tests show that you are currently drunk..."
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Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
I've decided the third guy that I slept with is who I lost my virginity to...
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
And now I have fucked a local celebrity so double free drinks at bars.
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I'm done being subtle here. MOVE INTO MY EXTRA BEDROOM SO WE CAN FUCK WHENEVER AND NOT HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT FINDING PEOPLE TO HAVE CASUAL SEX WITH.
you live like 200 miles from me and I have two years of school left
goddamnit stop pointing out all the flaws in my plan
Having boobs is probably the greatest thing in the world, free booze all around
I ate mushroom chocolates & went to the botanical gardens for Christmas. HAPPY FUCKING HOLIDAYS
I mean, it was a fun hookup and he's cute and whatnot, but he wouldn't go down on me. Plus he's a republican. Idk why but those things feel like they go hand in hand.
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
Got baptized for New Years. In champagne and cheap vodka.
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