He disabled his match.com account in front of me
oh my god im such an asshole. i just asked the guitarist of bad religion if he was a scalper.
O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
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He just spent five minutes trying to sling shot a cheese-it off his dick and into my mouth.
i would totally switch to progressive if they'd let me bang that girl in the commercial.
her cat watched me eat her out... I would use the alternate term for both of those things but it's too weird.
Uh, also, Rob told me he felt bad for choking you.
So the girl in front of me was buying champagne too .. I wanted to be like "so are you celebrating clean test results too?"
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i chased bacardi with meat sauce last night
I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
I'm 10 cats away from completing my post divorce transformation.
At one point I was convinced he was a snake and was going to eat me And I just accepted it
Good rule of thumb: only list personal references with whom you have hallucinated
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
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