Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
i DID NOT walk around with my knees bent and my hands behind my back with long spandex and underarmour pretending to be Apollo Ono
It was literally the size of a half eaten tic tac.
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday
all i care about is the story behind my toaster ending up in the microwave
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
How does "I'm not drinking tonight" turn into body shots?
there is beer in every square inch of this apartment and he hasn't even lived in it for 24 hours. we're playing some game that involves slamming beer, beer pong and smacking people's cups out of their hands.
You'd be surprised how many calories hedonism burns.
What is a foreign vacation of stupidity without some fake names?
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
I'LL COME GET YOU. GOTTA FIND A SUIT THAT COVERS TIT BRUISES FIRST.
Not gonna lie, Wednesday was the perfect day to get laid off, all I've done since is watch the Simpsons marathon
Randomize
