no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
it was great that she threw up because that made me the only one trying to hook up with her
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
just threw up on my speech test, so much for a great semester
That penis you're staring at is the penis of heartbreak. Stay away. It will break your heart AND keep you away from other penises. BACK. OFF. THE PENIS.
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
He came over hammered at four in the morning with roses trying to get me back when my new fling opened the door he just stood there crying for 40mins even after we closed the door
Dude you asked your tattoo if it wanted to go swimming
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
it was like fucking a Mumford & Sons song
I should become her mentor. Get her life back together for her
You mean sponsor?
That was the second worst thing to happen to my asshole.
So my roommate just came out of the shower with a dude...guess that answers all questions as to whether or not he's gay
If you binge watch Bill Nye Saves the World without me you can consider yourself single
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
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