Would it be weird if I brought slabs of bacon with me to the beach?
Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
the awesomeness of being snowed in wore off after we ran out of beer and we realized we really didnt want to be stuck with everyone.
Show him your tits if he says no
They're not help-me-out-of-jams tits. They're I-fake-people-into-thinking-they-look-good tits.
I'm expecting you to come by soon and a magical night of sex and floating on clouds to follow.
Thought I was doing makeup today for a photo shoot for a short film. WRONG. Try I'm on the set for a Fucking Sci-Fi PORN.
I met his dad. Turns out he was a one nighter from the nurses conference in Vegas. Not sure how to handle this one.
Clearly, you already have. Both of them.
I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
If a marine in My bed is not considered a valid excuse for missing class then I don't want to live in America anymore
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
My legacy here is being that tiny blonde girl that threw someone down and shouted "Fuck your face, I'm Dee Dee Ramone."
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
The people at Perkins seem so judgemental. Big deal if i'm handcuffed to stripper in a star-n-stripes bikini. We still gotta eat.
Randomize
