plz talk dirty to me
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
Who was that guy I met at your brother's house who had to get stitches in his ass?
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
The dingo escaped by eating a hole through my screen door. It's loose in the city somewhere.
#1 RULE OF DRINKING: DELETE YOUR EX'S NUMBER FROM YOUR PHONE
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
Not only have I fallen off the wagon, it ran me over and just kept going...
i could've stared at her spine forever man..she was so deep, and she made a drink out of vodka and organic mangoo shit. i will find her and present that goddess with some fucking gummies
you're no longer allowed out of my sight at parties
After the party last night, I dreamt I continued drinking... Apparently my subconscious didn't think I'd had enough...
Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
Who's the captain of your team? Captain Morgan as usual?
And me
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
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