Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
I think my vagina was keeping me fat all these years out of self preservation. It's like she knew what would happen if I lost the weight.
I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
My goal for break? Fuck all my exes in reverse order.
I hope you dream of an avalanche of penises
You said you wanted to wrap his dick in a tortilla and make a spicy burrito. Let me just say, most girls don't have this hard of a time getting laid.
Winning pick four numbers were just 6969... if I were 18 I could've won 20,000 dollars.
Most girls get hit on with a $7.00 drink. You get hit on with a $750K plane.
Well she made a 15 year old cry, the grandmother did an ice luge and I woke up to the sound of sex moans
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
Take home message: SPERM IS EVIL AND SHOULD NEVER EVER EVER BE ALLOWED UP ONE'S NOSE.
Bring me pizza. I'll trade you your underwear you left here for 2 slices.
It seems I've entered my 21st birthday the same way I entered this world: naked, crying and smothered in someone else's bodily fluids...
You might see me up a tree with a deranged look in my eye , just walk away at that point
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