My Hamptons summer hookup resume reads like a walk-in clinic waiting list.
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
try lime green
when did we get so old that our friends started having LEGITIMATE children?
New York to be Host to America’s Biggest Singles Event
I just threw up while getting a haircut. I'm never trying to accomplish stuff with a hangover again.
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
Always fun waking up to 911 as your last dialed call.
you made sure to tell everyone that the amount of people you had slept with was actually quite low, especially when the size of your breasts was taken into account
I like that we make it a requirement to howl at the moon every time we get drunk together.
Kylie Jenner Wasn’t in the Kardashian X-Mas Cards & the Internet is Losing it
She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
You left me on the phone while you grabbed a plastic bag and started puking. I recorded it. Its my new ringtone for you
He's on the floor in just a Burberry tie. All my girl parts just tapped out.
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
Chick in the reindeer getup puked on Baby Jesus last night. But then she bought us all empanadas so she's cool.
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms