Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
I was just at the urinal, started to go, then farted, then said oh yea out loud, then heard someone move in the stall behind me
I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
Yeah, the furnace guy just pulled out 4 empty and 1 full beer bottle from the vent. You are no longer allowed over.
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he ate me out on his front porch at dawn. i orgasmed when the sun began to rise. most romantic morning booty call ever.
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
I would like to request a high five for getting laid while wearing crocs and a crab hat.
Waiting to interview and found a beer in my purse from last night
He made me a flamingo drink and now I don't know why things are the way they are.
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Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
Guy pissing in the corner in downtown Boston as his girlfriend is covering him up, yelling "relationship goals"
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
I may forget my underwear, but you can count on me for drugs and plan b
Drunk me wants sober me to be happy, woke up with half a dozen doughnuts in my bed this morning.
Sorry. I was preoccupied thinking about penises
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