Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
I just woke up to my FedEx of contacts I've been waiting for for about a week and my hungover ass went to the bathroom and used beer instead of contact solution.
She's never had brie before last night, don't know if I can date a girl that doesn't like soft cheeses.
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
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It was around the time I started requesting "big girl straws" from the bartender for my jack and diets, that I knew I'd probably wake up with my sunglasses on and find my wallet in the shower.
You walked in on me taking a shit and told me to hit the bong
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
He's a waiter, looks 15, and told me he loved me after only talking to me for 30 minutes. I told him I wanted a margarita. We got 3 free pitchers. I may have to make this our regular Wednesday night hangout.
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
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She passed out in his mom's bed and when we went to go get her she went 'no its cool I live here'.
I am sitting here. Drinking from a bottle of vodka. Eating shredded cheese from a bag and waiting on him to pick me up after he finishes with his girlfriend. This is what dreams are made of.
School starts Thursday. Don't fling yourself out of the car to throw up screaming "classy" before I park this time.
It's a new year.
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
I have a bunch of bug bites on my ass... This is why you don't have sex against a tree in the woods
my birth father cheated on his wife with my birth mother. it's literally in my blood to be a home wrecker.