do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
I'm going to rape someone's good day.
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
I found them in the kitchen microwaving bottle rockets chanting U.S.A U.S.A U.S.A
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Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
Printed off fake 'Producer' Sundance badges for us. Pretty sure they double as free passes for getting laid by 'actresses'. Testing this theory tonight.
IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
I can't tell if I'm getting better at doing my online spanish hw drunk or if my teacher is just grading on creativity. Either way that senoritas gettin an applebees gift card when i graduate.
I can't be here...my therapist just watched me take tequila shots
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I think I'm gonna cut my hair just so I stop waking up with semen in it
My girlfriend is talking to my ex-boyfriend at the bar right now. I REPEAT, GIRLFRIEND IS TALKING TO EX BOYFRIEND RIGHT NOW. GET ME THE FUCK OUT OF THIS PLAACE
I swear I was in Legend of Zelda Twilight Princess and American Ninja Warrior at the same time. I'm never getting high while rock climbing again.
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
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