do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
Yo I'm texting you while getting a bj. I know, I'm the man. Told her I was texting my mom in the hospital.
I just dont understand why you didnt cut me off when I took the funnel into the bathroom and started peeing and funneling at the same time
she added emergen-c to the bong-water bro, brilliant.
I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
Dave when you find that upper decker at your house its from me but its for Jill not you
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
If I was a guy I'd keep a condom in my pocket, in my wallet, in my backpack, in my car, in my shoe, behind my fucking ear
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
im gonna shove his purity ring down his throat
Remember that pair of super cute shorts I pooped in? I miss those 😔
I am way to hungover for it to be Thursday.
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