If it wasnt for meatballs I would have fucking killed myself already.
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
look mate, i'm pretty sure 14 texts saying "fuck me. fuck me now" more than passes the legal benchmark for consent.
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
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i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
He insisted that I looked like Kiefer Sutherland, told me he didn't know what to do about it, then hugged me awkwardly.
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
If you were a good friend you would take the nipple tassels off me before the ambulance comes.
I'm pretty sure at any given moment you could wring out my liver and get a couple of shots of jäger.
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I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
Trying to figure out if the guy I'm with right now is the same guy I met spring break
Oh duude it is the guy from spring break! Awk.
Not sure when or why this happened but I just stopped giving a shit about everything
Oh shit. My bra is undone and I'm pretty sure I peed on my sandal
when your dumb AF ex “accidentally” venmos you $50 and texts you asking for it back..... —sorry I accidentally deleted your number and cashed out
He told us when he was 10 he started shoving bars of soap up his ass for pleasure so i winked at him
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