i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
This is a mass text. Surprise drug testing at work today. Either I've finally got to fuck my boss or I've got to quit to make this all go away. Please respond with option a or b.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Hey we met at the bar a week ago. Your friend gave me a rose and you asked about my nipples.
I'm not trying to alarm you guys, but I think I just swallowed a ketchup packet.
I cried singing "call me maybe" on the way home from the bar. What the fuck
I just tried on my "outfit" for tonight and I should just wear sweatpants and a sign on my face that says I like it in the ass. That would be more comfortable
I just looked into the eyes of the man whose car I peed on last night
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
"I gave a guy a handjob last night, on a dog bed, inside a fireplace. It's going to be a good year."
She shoved a hot dog in my pocket and started grinding on it.
Hey, what's a nice way of saying "Why'd you send me a picture of your boobs last night" without seeming ungrateful?
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
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