hanging on that rope, lady gaga looks exactly like a used tampon
all i know is that if they can hide that much blood in her outfit, they definitely could have hid a penis
He tried. I said no. He said, "It's ok if I do this?" and proceeded to jerk himself off. Oh, the French.
I've never been so happy to start my period. I'm gonna let everyone in the store see me buying tampons.
My life has literally become a dickpocolypse. Thank you, summer, I missed you.
he forgot there was a midterm today. i watched him break his own finger to get out of it.
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
Sry I came all over your dress. Think of it as a Vegas souvenir.
This is God's way of telling me He loves me and wants me to be a cocktease.
Go forth my daughter and give blue balls to all who may gaze upon your tits.
I walked outside an you were laying down talking to a star about your life. That's when I took the bottle of jack away...
Just saw identical twins riding scooters. Today is not real who the hell rides a scooter anymore
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
This dude is trying to sext and all I can think about is taco bell and their new crunch wrap sliders
I just saw the co founder of Waffle House passed away Friday. Are you okay?
That's about the same time my life started falling apart... Coincidence?!?!? I think NOT!!!
i just got hit by a door and im the one that said im sorry, yeah im drunk.
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