This girl is more easily done than said...
people would bow to what i just did to her vagina
Vanessa Carlton's songs would be so much better if she was pretty
i used baking grease as lip gloss
I don't care. I'm going to fuck John's friend and it's all your fault.
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
I'm petting the cat while shitting. This is all I ever wanted
My saliva right now is around 7.6% alcohol/volume.
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
Hey, I'm just seeing how you're doing and letting you know I fucked your dad last night. Don't fuck with me.
It was great. Except he kept asking me to lick his butthole, I was like firm no
Fun fact: I came home from the riverboat without my panties. And woke up with a different pair on.
Sorry I didn’t really get to say goodbye last night I was busy vomiting in your fathers front yard
Apparently I told him the people made me order taco bell I didn't even want it. And then proceeded to turn off all the lights and sit at the kitchen table in the dark and told him not to look at me.
When you puked on me I said to you "we will just say that you threw some mostacholi at me"
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