trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
all you kept yelling was "i'm bored and i'm sober"
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
At least they aren't charging us for the broken diving board...
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
Dude, this is like the 4th time today I've had to use cruise control for a 25mph zone. This hangover is never fucking gonna end.
I'm hungover and surrounded by children and Republicans. What did I do to deserve this?
YOU STOLE THE WEDDING CAKE?!?!
Only one tier
Tastes like cardboard anyway
He said it was fake. Like really? Hey baby, I wanna sleep with you, so here's a picture of a fake tiny dick
HOW DID I LET MYSELF GET SUCKED IN HE HAS A PENIS FOR PETE'S SAKE.
Where's the chopping off someone's balls emoji
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
I hope you have your own chainsaw cause I didn’t buy one for you. It was a gross oversight on my part
I didn’t eat all day. Got really drunk at a bruins game and puked in a random dunkies cup on the T
If that doesn’t scream I’m from New England, I don’t know what does
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