there's a booger on my laptop, i suspect it's yours
You asked him to stand still, you put your leg on his shoulder, started dry humping the air
i am doomed to only fuck guys with curved cocks
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
Turns out puking in your mask makes it even harder to see out of the mask..
They won't let us do straight shots of 151 since that guy lit his face on fire.
First booty call in Europe.. In Barcelona. With a German. In broad daylight.... Is that how they do it here?
Someone explain why I'm twerking in my bathroom right now before a charity run
I shouldn't be drunk at 3 pm but alas, here we are...
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
Getting paid in weed to watch a pregnant adult with cooking skills is the TITS
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
you would not believe who i just fucked on my lunch break
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
Double high-fived his wife and her sister on the way out. If I'm not the best mistress ever tell me how.
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