he's chasing his jose cuervo with hot tub water
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
MY BRAIN IS OSCILLATING. DOES THAT EVEN MAKE SENSE
I fucked some frat guy. Then I found my brother after and made him take his shirt off and then I made him tell me he loves me
I wish I knew the extent of my injuries before I climbed over the fence. Might have avoided the need to purchase a cupholder for my wheelchair.
I'm so high right now that I'm wearing gloves.
Unless he's under 18, in which case you put him back where you found him this instant.
Something must have happened, they started yelling truffle butter and you said we needed to leave NOW
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
WELL I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS POSSIBLE TO COME SO HARD YOU HAVE AN ASTHMA ATTACK BUT HERE I AM
I know, dude. If he ends up having a tiny dick, I will literally pack it back into his pants and leave. Not worth the aggravation.
Step 1 was make out with him. so now we just need to come up with step 2.
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