NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
I haven't been "cry when you eat ben and jerrys" high in a while.
I think it was our ex-neighbor Mike. He leaves Taco Bell outside our door a lot
He'll drop off his extra tacos at our place bc he's super high when he orders & can't eat them all
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I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
The goblet must only be used for good. And vodka. And anything t-pain would be proud of.
"The cab driver felt bad for us so he stopped to buy us chocolates. That counts as a valentine!"
HE GAVE ME ONE OF HIS BEERS.
YOU'RE THE CHOSEN ONE.
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
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Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
Well I didn't get a shacker shirt but I somehow managed to come home with superman socks
He totally just went there for sex cuz he slept in her roommates bed the rest of the night after they were done...
pure definition of booty call.
P.s. There are few things I love more than brand new mascara and you are one of them.
I woke up in a bathtub full of green and blue Nickelodeon slime! wtf?!
death, taxes, and me drunk texting you are 3 certainties in life
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