I didn't go out last night, but I dreamed that I blacked out and the *CRAZY* thing I did was to eat 12 cupcakes off 12 diff plates and stack them up neatly. If I had a life, I'd hate it.
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
I want to leave work and go home and eat Five Guys and masturbate
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
His dick looked like E.T.'s finger. It scared me.
people at meijer look at you funny when you have 37 bottles of champagne in your cart.
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
My roommate's all sad and is crying and the chick I want to bang is in the room and Nic Cage is on fire. What the fuck.
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
Well it was tamer than the 4th of july when I blew that guy I met walking home from the fireworks
We need to figure out what we are doing for halloween asap. I'm not going out like a punk ass bitch burger king again this year.
You were greeting everyone with " Hi I'm Jess show me your dick" whether they were dudes or not.
Wanna play whack-a-mole in my pants?
Your word choices worry me.
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
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