My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
We should make a goal to do one active thing a day, even if its like throwing a ball
And by ball i mean playing catch. Beer pong does not count as an activity
Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
She gave me a handjob at the dinner table while her dad was carving the turkey. I made eye contact with him. Im pretty sure he knew.
Babies are disgusting. I held one once. Then I washed my hands and rinsed my mouth out with wine.
I just threw up again because I opened my eyes... God is laughing. I resorted to taking the Mexican Dramamine because I feel seasick from walking. Not helping.
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
There are days when you go to throw something in your bedroom trash can and realize the only things in there are a used condom, a Lime-arita can and a muffin wrapper.
You don't know scared until you've just begun the first stage of an acid trip till a guy on stilts with a creepy mustache and beard says "enter the Forrest"
I think the only context in which I'd be comfortable being kidnapped is by a band of baby sloths
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
the insurance claim form from last night says foreign object removal from genitourinary tract so as far as the insurance company knows, it could have been a gerbil
You kept saying, "please sir, can I have some more."
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