Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
Im in the beachers at wrigley listening to four lesbians debate the pros and cons of 2girls1cup. Success.
i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
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Half my make-up was stuck to his thigh where I'd fallen asleep after the blowjob.
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
Your expertise in crazy bitches is needed.
Just promise me we won't die tonight. I can't have an autopsy report that reads "stomach contents: Tequila and semen."
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
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I got hammered with my chem professor at 4:30. I'm pretty sure that can't be topped by any real sort of institution.
I was walking around the party holding a dog on my shoulder like it was a parrot
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
Dude. Don't do acid and go to Disney on ice. Hear my warnings. That snow monster will fuck your shit up.
I need to stop using "I went to the Harry Potter theme park" as my pickup line.
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