I'm dying. Please wear something slutty to my funeral.
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
But on the up side she uprooted a whole peony plant from the hotel downtown and said, "I brought you flowers"
Drunk
Deyhxbr
Fucaerrrrr
You've slept with me you know how lazy I am in bed.
She called all of my friends to find out where I was last night. 7 out of ten said their place.
I'm not sure how many more innuendos I can slip into this fucking conversation before I just blatantly say "I want to fuck you."
We won't have time to talk.. I'll be rolling you a blunt and you'll be getting naked.
Okay. How did someone manage to piss on TOP of a urinal? What giant is roaming around with a prick five feet from the ground?
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
Well if you don't want to be kicked out before last call don't I would suggest stop drinking whiskey and don't call the giant bouncer with the neck tattoo "princess"
She can't even plan ahead to have toilet paper for her next shit
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
Its pretty bad when you can tell twins apart by the size of their penises...
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