I shampoo & condition my pubes, sometimes i wish my face was closer so i could rub against it cause it feels like plush
i just thanked the atm machine for giving me cash
I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
can we please take bets on how much therapy you'll need in the future?
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
I found my phone outside under the leaves by the curb. What the fuck did I do last night
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
Bring fortys. we have the duct tape. its onnn mothafuckaaaa
The guy I woke up with is wearing the same nailpolish as me...I need to stop drinking
I. Did. In fact. Sprain. My liver. This. Weekend.
Thought about it. I'm gonna go to work, but I'm gonna tell them I wrestled a bear saying I fell just isn't working.
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
welp, we watched the human centipede high last night and my mind literally shut down, when i came to all i could hear was mel saying EAT EAT HIS SHIT
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