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he fingered me, smelled his fingers, then asked me what i ate today..
the women in the ladies room did not appreciate my innovation of turning a sink into a urinal
Sometimes I wonder why.. Then I realize I can't fool myself with that question bc we all know it's bc of his enormous dick
Thanks in advance for a great weekend. Sorry your roommates are going to hate you after I leave. They need to loosen up anyways.
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
I may or may not have traded sexual favors for Disney on Ice tickets.
Do not buy whiskey under any circumstances. There should be a UN sanctioned buffer zone between me and Seagrams.
But Alex is drunk in Philly and I told him to come see me so that's "first-love,-drunk,-high,-and-it's-a-snow-day-hook-up-with-an-ex" points. 69
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
Dear god. Please. Please do NOT deprive yourself of dick for 90 days. Blood will spill. Wolverines will howl. I can't handle that kind of terror.
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
Saw my doctor at the bar. He bought me a drink. I think he was looking up my medical record on his phone because he suddenly had to go. syphilis continues to fuck with my life
I'm seriously considering starting a savings account so I'll have bail money this summer.
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