Goddamnit I hate your level headedness
No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
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Caught in the act of lying. Lipstick literally all over his dick. He tried to make some story about darkwing duck or some shit but failed to realize he is a complete moron.
At this point if I didn't go to work hungover I think the whole place would think something is wrong
If you call getting home safe by sprinting down Spanish Harlem barefoot still rolling then ya I made it
There two guys dressed as FEMA workers with jump-suits that say "Post-Disaster Breast Examination Division"
I think if wine wasn't a thing I'd give up on life.
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Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
I want a battle ostrich, get me a battle ostrich and then come and make love to me
They found you popping and locking it alone in the parking lot
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
I almost accidentally threw him out a window during sex last night.
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