She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
we ate a 40 pack of string cheese and watched an entire washing machine cycle.
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
Just had a memory of you pretending to be a begging dog putting your head on my lap while I fed you. Great night to try a new drug.
He came for an unexpected visit and let's just say I shattered his illusion that girls don't watch porn
I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
I told you he wasn't attractive.
Do you think I cared? I was wiping myself with a scarf..
New found love of volunteering, when there's free wine available at all times. Good times. And I get to to feel good about helping people.
just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
All I wanted was a couple of orgasms before work, is that too much to ask?!
you were peeing in her backyard and some dude came outside and looked at you and was like "thats not a pee spot" and you said "well it is now" then i joined you. Forever poppin squats <3
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
Nothing says “I spent too much in Vegas” quite like eating a jar of pickles for dinner and planning on cream of celery soup for breakfast tomorrow.
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