Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
proudest moment: just made a guy walk into a parked car with his mouth hanging open cause of the shirt im wearing.
i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
Should I shave my pubes in the shape of a top hat so I can nickname my junk Abe Lincoln?
In the middle of blowin me she stoppped and told me how easy it would be to insert a catheter ..... Apparently she was a nursing major
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
the black eye was caused by a 12 year old girl in a vampire costume who punched you in the face after you aggresively screamed "TEAM JACOB!" in her face & howled at the moon...
the more i look through evidence of last night, the less i seem to remember.
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
Dude that bathroom stall was not tall enough to be doing lines in, guys kept peeking over and giving us high fives
All I saw was a purple blob and poking out from under was part of a green shirt. Took me a minute to realize it was him under that beast.Thought I should ask if he was actually breathing and conscience but then I saw him slowly exploring what few brave men have done before.
Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
I'm still high with raccoon eyeliner eyes and chocolate all over my face and chest, clutching a mug of wine. Happy graduation.
I'm eating cereal out of a cocktail shaker. That kind of blizzard.
"hahahaha" is not a sufficient reply when I tell you my mother laughed at a joke about me giving blowjobs.
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