We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
i just saw my boxers from 2 days ago stuck in a tree 4 miles from my house
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
If there was a god I would have a big mac right now, but i don't
2 things. 1. I just gave her a 6 hour long marathon fucking for America. 2. Thought of a new invention halfway through, and it's flawless.
She's "threw gas on the fire to put it out" drunk. Come retrieve ur gf. Ps she smells like burnt hair
did you not get the photos of the finger bruises on my ass?
I'm still pretty drunk right now, but when this hangover hits me, I'm going to be super pissed. It's a preemptive never drinking again.
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
He fingered me to the beat of the Fresh Prince theme song... it was pretty fantastic.
And now I'm taking a break sitting on the bathroom floor thanking god that people who eat at subway are either too classy to piss on the floor, or are still relatively sober enough to not piss on the floor before 5pm.
We need to get me chipped asap
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
Sitting in a music store. There is a 40 something year old guy in a track suit, with a boner, and playing the ukelelie quite intensely.
thanks for thinking of me.
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