I just bought Christian paraphenilia at Borders for my dad's bday. I had the urge to tell them it wasn't mine, like I was buying laxatives or a dildo
Hahahaha. You probably would have been more comfortable buying either of those than what you just bought
the line for where the wild things are looks like radiohead had sex with an urban outfitters
If you dont, I will tell Dad you are gay.
Fine, and I will tell him you fucked his business partner
Previous statement retracted.
My vagina is scared and excited at the same time. It might not be able to sleep tonight.
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still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
Well, we missed our public lewdness court date. Looks like were going to jail in Alabama ...
i feel like verizon should give a sexter of the month award
my bowl and the doses are under your mom's passenger seat
repeat: THERE IS LSD AND THC IN YOUR MOM'S CAR. HELP ME HELP US AVOID FELONIES
Her neighbors? They're nice. Young family. Tried not to get puke on their side of the lawn.
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The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
PEOPLE ARE STILL EATING FAJITAS IN DROVES. BY THE CASELOAD. THERES A FORKLIFT OF SIZZLING MEATS.
did you just try to prove your straightness by quoting a lady gaga song?
He has great stamina, he knows how to use his tongue, and he's hung like a goddamn Pegasus. I can overlook the man bun.
Hi, I put a dog in your house, I hope it's yours.
It's almost 5am and all I can keep thinking is IT'S WHISKEY TIME!!
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