Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
Her legal name is Candy. Her being a whore is implied.
sudden memory flashback: you and i having sex on the bed, erin sitting naked in your desk chair drinking whiskey straight from the bottle while harassing you for your computer password to play some "mood music." high five. go us.
This morning my mouth tasted like fruit trees, battery acid, and magnums. Transferring schools was the best decision Ive ever made.
Cant wait to drunkenly tell by kids that i banged their aunt katie in a weird threesome
MASS TEXT: Lets start a new tradition. Black Friday log pic contest. I'm waiting.
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
Did I really make him pull over to give the homeless guy my bra?
Just saw identical twins riding scooters. Today is not real who the hell rides a scooter anymore
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
On way back. With a shopping cart. Minimal casualties.
YOU HAVE TO STOP TELLING BARTENDERS WE DON'T HAVE MORAL STANDARDS
I'm a stupid stupid woman who is totally going to rock this holiday season dick drunk on that Ginger
To celebrate the holidays this evening, I will be replying “FUCK YOU” to all my spam emails. Can’t tell you how excited I am
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