I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
I fell asleep to the sounds of them banging in the next room. It was oddly soothing...
And for the fourth year in a row Christmas has ended in tears, yelling and me drinking. This is officially our longest running Christmas tradition.
I might not remember all of last night but I clearly remember the part where I humped the mailbox.
i need to stop celebrating other people's birthdays like they are m own.. my body can't handle a birthday every week
I was just laying in bed wondering if there's more important things in life than cheese stuffed pretzels.
Get in your clown car, pick up everyone you know, and head to the park. drunk Sledding grand prix tonight. winner takes home the leftover beer
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
I was mad at him...then I jerked off. Now I'm over it. Orgasms fix everything, I swear.
I'm not even 100% sure what it is, but if it involves Thor and Doritos, I'm in
What kind of friend would I be if I didn't make you hate things you once loved?
I had a dream that we had an entire sofa made out of cocaine.
we were waffle house and a lady told me her imaginary friend was sitting in the chair next to her. i don't feel so trashy now.
Mom says you're allowed to come home if you replace the towels. I don't want to know why.
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