He just kept pointing to each of us saying "arrested, arrested, arrested"
It hurts to peel the glue off my chest and i keep finding glitter in my hair.
I just wanted to decorate you...
I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.
ok. i'm ready for you to come back and test the structural integrity of this futon.
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
Haha, how do I word that nicely? "You got me to the edge of no return twice and failed to let me orgasm, therefore you owe me chicken nuggets or hot wings. Your decision"
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
I'm at the store buying a new phone cause I pissed all over mine last night. Drunk me is expensive as shit.
But I thought it was so funny last night
You also thought you were a gypsy mermaid last night
She looked like a cross between Jesus and John Lennon. So I fucked her. I feel majestic and powerful.
I'll text you tomorrow when I'm not in someone's torture cave if I don't by noon call for help.
Looks like the opera singer hook up is paying off. Ran into the MILF from 407 and she said “your lady friend sounded like a very lucky girl.”
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