hot mess party of 2 ur bar is now available
The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
Minivans at bars can only lead to bad things.
Come put a leash on your gf. She just challenged 8 cops to a wrestling match for 'tag team champion of the world'
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
dude thats like the second time shes peed on the couch at a party. we cant invite her anymore
I took your shirt off for you after you threw up on yourself, read you the ugly duckling, and then tucked you in. you better fucking love me, jackass.
Preparing for wine wednesday. How would you feel about improvising and starting a white russian wednesday tomorrow instead? you know, shake things up a bit.
He dared me to drink a bottle of olive oil in exchange for a 30 pack... So much for loosing the freshman fifteen this year.
Malibu has added tequila to its rum. It's like when two beautiful gaybies come together an spawn a unicorn that only cries jellybean tears.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
There's 50 people in our house, none of them are wearing shirts. The keg has been relocated twice and our bathroom door is missing again...when will we ever learn?
I woke up and found a doughnut on our front porch. It's not sketchy though. More like a gift from the gods.
I don't care if my next phone has to run on the blood of virgin koala bears, I don't want to be scrambling for a charger.
I beer bonged before it even hit 4 o' clock. Please get on my level homecoming style.
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
Why do we always have to be the people who get blamed for animal intoxication incidents?
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