turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
He had one of those small greek statue penises
I've spent 9 hours vomitting in the fetal position... how did i stay like this for 9 months?
it's great music for shaving your balls
i just remember sitting on this bed, naked, STILL WITH A CONDOM ON, and suddenly these random girls were in the room shouting at me
you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
You made me pull over because you thought a leaf was a twenty rolling across the road.
She left a blanket, pillow, a glass of water, and two advils in the bathroom for me. It's like she knew. Best room mate ever.
Some lady just walked up to me in the bar and proclaimed that I looked like a "shady motherfucker." Can't argue with that one.
As he was going down on me, I looked over his shoulder and said "ohh a Christian mingle commercial is on"
The hair on my legs is officially flapping in the breeze when I walk. I must say, being single does have perks and this is one of them.
Sigh. I'll find the right guy one day.
Prince charming is right around the corner and will be freaky as shit!
Yep. The ghost of my sex life is in your house.
How can I prove that I give 401k advice and not handjobs?
Randomize
