Do vagina's smell?
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
His body is like Jesus fingering me while I eat birthday cake
I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
My getting drunk and marrying a stranger in Vegas final court annulment papers just came in the mail... I might frame that shit
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
Walk of shame. Stopped at an estate sale on the way back to the house. Old lady pulled a condom wrapper of the back of my hoodie. beat that
Sorry, I was unaware dragging you upstairs for sex was such an awful thing.
Well, my family didn't see me in my drunken super slut state at Summerfest, so there must be a God.
This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.
My mom just told me not to dance on any tables on Halloween...I'm choosing to take that statement as a joke
You got your ass kicked outside KFC on Tuesday
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
I'll start working on my manners when you stop using please and thank you in the bedroom.
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
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