Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
eating toast while peeing. You think this what kanye meant by the good life?
possible father of this baby just finished his test first in a lecture of 200 people. other possible father finished about 100th.
I'm rooting for #1.
my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
I can't be held responsible for my own vagina. Let's just be honest here.
So he ended up throwing a watermelon that he stole from the cafeteria saying "if i cant have it no one can" of the 5th floor.
Does it qualify as sexting if you're both pretending to be fictional characters?
I'm not sure whether to be proud of you or weirded out.
I met his dad. Turns out he was a one nighter from the nurses conference in Vegas. Not sure how to handle this one.
Clearly, you already have. Both of them.
He yearns for your heart.
He needs to stop being a pussy about it.
I think when Jesus turned water into wine it was a sign that we should get drunk off Sangria tonight. Do it for Jesus. He died for your sins.
You kept chewing on the empty milk carton and saying "kitty" over and over again. It was an interesting night.
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
I need to stop acting like a porn star that isn't getting paid
so in 24 hours i have gotten caught having sex in my car by a cop, almost burnt off my vag, almost got hit by a semi, and got fired. awesome.
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
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