I just told my doc I would like to talk about my drinking problem, but that it would probably get in the way of my weekend plans.
She got mad when I told her I'd bone her mom. She got MORE mad when her mom heard, and was flattered by it. Proud to say I attract MILFS.
Come downstairs. Moms serving wine for breakfast again.
smelt my brothers hands when he got home to see if he lied about smoking again...he didn't lie but i definitely didn't expect to smell some other girls vagina.
he was grinding on you and dedicated the song "I'm in Love With a Stripper" to you then started taking his own clothes off
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
I'm having mini little movies in my head. Like for example. You were talking to a blue whale with jazz man sunglasses, but not the ray charles jazz sunglass. More like sunglasses that are round. Anyway, he has a baguette and stupid french hat. And you , you had your harry potter glasses.
My day may involve a drug pinata. I LOVE MY LIFE.
dude when I get home wanna help me fulfill my dream of smoking a bowl out of my saxophone?
just remember the most important rule of taking psychedelics: monsters can't get through blankets
yup and then I snapped out of it and realized I was playing beer pong against a 4 year old... and losing
Am I supposed to get so horny by looking at your dick that I start orgasming uncontrollably
He's actually really cute and seems like a good guy. And given that he likes lots of drugs, he could come in handy.
Why were you twerking to, "The Wheels on the Bus"?
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
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