Remember that night when i almost got you arrested? Is that funny yet?
He has such a weird drunk-voice.
dude, he's deaf.
I want to make Jon&Kate babies with him. Not in quantity, but in percentage asian.
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
she's into porn, im staying here tonight
My professor just gave everyone in the class extra credit... except for the kid wearing the Cubs hat
his penis was the training wheels of my sex life
I have a spoon shaped bruise on my ass...
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
I am not getting you a goat.
Fair enough. I am not going out with you. The goat was not negotiable.
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
My dog just ran downstairs with my vibrator in her mouth... during my dad's birthday dinner.
What time is our conjugal visit?
Umm...who is this?
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