# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
also, add "teaching boys to sext" to my charity work
I figured it out. If I have at least 4 shots of vodka before I start my day, EVERY day will be a good day.
What I do when I'm blackout drunk is none of my business.
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
These bubbles make my penis feel like it is resting on clouds.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
I've just been thinking about sangria a lot lately, like an adult.
Don't send me heart emojis when you're jacking off.
It's not vacation until I get called "disgustinly sexy" by an fat woman whose older than my mother.
theres a canoe in our lawn. we dont own a canoe.
it was the only safe place
Dude, you ever snap awake on the toilet at work with that panicked, "How long have I been here?!" feeling??
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