did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
Sorry for calling you a whore in front of your mom. World cup brings the worst out of me.
remember to ask your mom about the name of her pet duck so we can name the bowl
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
Just rolled up to a matinee showing of THE HOBBIT. At the dollar theater. Alone. In sweats. With a fifth of sunnybrook and leftover pizza in a ziplock. There's a dude here in cape with his elderly mother. I'm handling this breakup FIIIIIINE.
After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
This mustache is awesome. I can't pass by a mirror without looking in it and thinking damn, I'd like to give that guy a handy.
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
I just woke and boke and made apple pancakes. I'm kicking Monday in the dick.
who knew rolling through the dorm on a scooter in footie pajamas would attract so many guys. he said i'm his soulmate.
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
YOU ATE THE FUCKING GOLDFISH!?
But really, what kind of hoe life adventure in Mexico would you do that would top me blowing a trucker?
Hey Girl, we got home safe!
I know, I drove you
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