so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
I am getting my wife a tattoo just above her butthole that says, "For entry just add tequila."
the guy in the stall next to me, came in, farted, laughed, and proceeded to give himself some sort of hillbilly pep talk that included the phrase "big pussy".
There is a newly found video on my phone of me following you to the bathroom to watch you throw up. sorry I didn't hold your hair
Just because Aaron is a gender neutral name does not mean I am letting you name your baby after a drug dealer
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
Well. Turns up no one actually knows who that kid was. Came in, said happy fathers day, chilled for a while, then left.
I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
You slid down a wall, tried to pull your cast off and yelled that casts were too conformist.
Great. I broke up with him before he could like my selfie, now I'm down a like.
Tolerating him while I'm not drunk is like trying to find a word that rhymes with orange
A girl just invited me over for a blowjob and beer. Is this a trap?
Its okay I found my bra. ...it was on your cat. I wont ask questions.
I don't have a cat..?
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