We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
i just went to use the bathroom this morning and I couldn't because there was someone puking in every stall. i'm going to miss the dorms this summer
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
"Home for the holidays" isn't clearance to fuck the recently 18 year old high schooler right?
Nope, his last birthday was.
I want to take my head off and cuddle with it
Maybe it will forgive me and stop being an asshole
But first time having sex and he went down on me twice?! I'm gonna marry this guy
I'll make sure to include that in my bridesmaid toast
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
It sounded like he said "don't stop" but all I could hear were his balls.
doing the walk of shame back to your house in nothing but a bed sheet was definitely not one of my proudest moments..
holy shit the woman im hooking up with is closer to my moms age than my own
Just text him and be like do you want this pussy or not. You have three seconds to respond.
Your "whiskey dick" is glorious but also terrifying
so my dads pretending to use the snow blower and theres absolutley no snow one the ground.... someone should really lock our liqour cabinet
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
Randomize
