How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
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Yeah, that's not really a good thing. Especially for a girl. You should get a tattoo on your stomach that says "Please wear a condom".
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You love me.
That's because, tragically, I adore whores.
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
We're past the whole "Did she just try to finger my ass?" Stage. Now it's encouraged.
Listen, it's not like I meant to bust the window out. It just sort of happened. And I'm also sorry for stealing your dads bandanas.
wow, you never really realize how many muscles you have in your crotch until you pull them all.
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When I picked you up, you were drinking Maker's Mark out of the bottle with a crazy straw.
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
I "liked" his changed relationship status just to show him I'm ok with the fact he found someone not as pretty as me
Feel weird saying this on Facebook, but a dildo collecting demigod sounds like somebody I'd at least hang with for a minute.
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
I forgot to lock the door last night. I woke up cuz a guy opened my bedroom door, asked me who I was and where he was. And there was another guy standing in the living room asking me if I knew what apartment "Travis" lives in.
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