So after your 27th or so beer, you gave me songs you want to have used if you're ever on intervention.
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
what's the name of that soccar player i bit again?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Yeah well I used to see how many bud lights I could slam down during the pledge of allegiance, my record was 4, but I could do better now.
Well I knew we were drunk when I told you it was a good idea to shit in the ocean
Dude. Cab ride home consisted of me making out with an Asian girl sitting next to my Dad
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
Change the recording on your voicemail. He found your number and my ass print on the car hood.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He's getting off drug court. We're doing a super-blunt with 50 dollars worth stuffed inside. He almost cried tears of joy when we told him.
This chick had a microhand. Fucking, like, jerking off a baby carrot would make it look like corn.
Getting drunk and falling down, isnt the best way to describe your hobbies, to your new co-workers.
I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
So worth it. Come over for bacon egg cheese vusquit later. 12. I slept with Jimmy? On my period? And told him he had mother issues? No tequila. Tequila bad.
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