Christians are straight up FREAKS
there is nothing more satisfying than playing sudoku while pooping
I just used my 7th grade year book to figure out who I hooked up with last night. Being home is magical.
he's drinking beer at home in his underwear tonight and if you want to come over the dresscode is underwear only. And you have to bring beer.
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when you agree to fuck a guy it does by NO means make it okay for his roommate to hide in the closet with doritos and watch
Is putting "Tonight I'm Fucking You" on my date playlist too forward?
He wanted me naked, so I got naked. You can't hold that against me.
I can pinpoint my loss of innocence as the moment I started masturbating with my teddy bears
wanna mail me your GoPro for St.Patties and I'll mail it back to you coverend in puke?
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I just ordered cookies for delivery. My life is falling apart.
Fuck you and your fucking taquito's.
All I did was call him a fucker when he took my pot. He didn't have to arrest me.
This fucking storm better not ruin my sex plans this weekend
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
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