Sometimes I feel like I shouldn't drink when I come out of a black out half naked covered in puke. Then I realize thats why I drink.
the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
YOU CAN MICROWAVE POPTARTS!?!??!
Just took my morning after pill in the library
surprisingly enough, it isn't that uncomfortable to have sex with a heart monitor on
Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
she's sitting alone using her breathalyzer as a kazoo. help.
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
dude, no lie, I would make out with you in front of them wearing nothing but a rainbow colored speedo
Our first order of business as new roommates was to test the sex acoustics of our rooms. I need a new box spring.
She just started crying. With my dick still inside her. Something about her grandpa.
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
She was a cheerleader in college and President of her sorority and now she’s a sales rep for a pharmaceutical corporation. “High maintenance hot” doesn’t even begin to explain it
But dear lord is it worth it
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