Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
i think the cat found all the blow we lost...
You kept running into the wall most of the night. When people asked you what you were doing you told them you were the kool-aid man and there was little kids on the other side of the wall who needed your juice
And dont tell me its his job to cockblock me just because he's my boyfriend.
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
It's take your daughter to work day... I really shouldn't be here right now
I woke up and he was just feeling up my stomach. I felt like buddha and he was rubbing my belly for good luck. never again.
Though I feel a moral obligation to take you there, point out all of the male supervisors and slap you on the wrist and yell, "NO!!"
He bought you footie pajamas. Shit's pretty serious.
You crowd surfed from beer pong into the bathroom where you spent the rest of the night, also I have your wallet
HE TRIED TO HIT ME WITH A CHAIR. Stoned video games are NOT happening again
Does it make me immature that I debated going to this baby shower stoned, or am I normal as shit and everyone our age are having babies too young?
I just remembered touching your bosses wife's fake tits last night. Thanks again for taking me to your work function.
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
Is it too forward if I ask him to bring a condom when he comes over to work on our project?
Randomize
