i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
Walked into a liquor store bleeding. That kind of night.
Yep we found him face down in my sister's bathroom begging for blowjobs without mustard
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
well.. I tried flushing my sandals down the toilet
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
I'm gonna rob all up in that cradle
I fell asleep while studying last night and woke up smelling like whiskey and sex... words can not describe how confused I am
But can mardi gras accurately capture the essence of my tiny rage?
I accidentally sent a snap of my puss with the Republican filter... Totally killed his boner
orgy was averted by karaoke, thank god
We were making out on the floor and his 13 year old beagle crawled in between us & just sat there...I got cockblocked by an ancient beagle named Bubba
When we found you, you were half crying/half singing Taylor swift songs at 2am in the bathroom, and occasionally puking. I think I get "friend of the year" award just for putting up with your drunk ass all night.
No, no... It was great. I feel like my liver took a vodka shower and washed it's hair with pabst
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