Stop everything. They have oreo straws to drink milk with and then you eat the straw. I think i just got turned on by a cookie commercial.
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
They're drinking Schnapps out of Spaghetti-o's cans. Please come pick me up.
She must have been at ribfest tonight because my dick smells like barbeque sauce
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We're trying to see who can drink the most and still be eligible to donate blood tomorrow.
I didn't just randomly come up with it. But if you want to give me extra credit for creativity I have a bare chest and chocolate sauce left
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
Hey do you eat chocolate chip pancakes with bacon in?
DO NOT MAIL ME A PANCAKE
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As much as I enjoyed playing drunk half naked twister and talking about my daddy issues last time, I'll have to pass.
I don't know if dry shampoo will fix the decisions we made last night.
After last night I am convinced that you are the human embodiment of alcoholism and bad decisions.
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
So after the absinthe shots_____(fill in the blank area for me please)......
If I get back to the house before you, I'm setting up the swing. If you get there before me, it's chains and cuffs.
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