I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
life lesson# 3: saying thank you on a subway really means "im not a native new yorker, so please feel free to touch my ass"
hmm. interesting. explain how you came across this knowledge.
i sneezed. he said bless you. i said thank you. he groped. i again said thank you.
The only birthday messages I got from men were from my 8th grade boyfriend and the bouncer at our bar. I think I'm doing something wrong in life.
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
You'll be the guy with the raft that sells burritos on the river. You'd be legendary.
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
you don't know what its like to have your bartender tell you that you owe him beer money infront of your mother at 3pm on a tuesday
But first time having sex and he went down on me twice?! I'm gonna marry this guy
I'll make sure to include that in my bridesmaid toast
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
I slipped on a piece of pizza last night and when the bouncer helped me up I told him the garbage can pushed me.
All I've been thinking about for the past 12 hours is sex and SEAWORLD
He sent me a dick pic from his living room and it has pictures of his three kids in the background
😂😂😂 what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
He lit my hand on fire and bought me chicken nuggets. I'm in love.
Although, she is an extremely cool person. She put the "buddy" in "fuck buddy." And I mean that in the most respectful way possible.
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