I found the TV remote. It was in the washing machine along with the chicken wings you kept complaining to Domino's about that they 'never delivered'
morning outfit: hottub soaked skirt. no underwear. someone's bandanna worn as a shirt. took me an hour to walk home. this isn't fun anymore.
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
Her friend drew me a diagram of how we could get away with her giving me a blowjob at work.
Homeless guy on the metro is drinking beer out of a coke bottle. Hello friend.
Easy for you to say! His first impression of you isn't the drunk girl in a turtle costume who got hit by a car!
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
So I passed out with my boxers on in the hotel jacuzzi at 5am.. The manager who kicked me out was pretty cute so I left my name and number for her at the front desk. I'm giving it a 50/50 she calls.
We stared down the barrel of pure insanity, took more and the electric elephant god rewarded our fearlessness by giving me golden skulls and naked women crawling out of the walls. I love acid
Also, no joke, I think that raccoon hair is still in my eye from last night.
So the dude who sold me my english book is the same guy who let me punch him in the face in exchange for a cig at a party a few weeks ago. small world huh ?
I did way too many drugs this past week for having a broken nose #commitment
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
Just filed for child support I hope he gets the paperwork on Father's Day
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