I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
And i generally try not to roofie people when I'm in a committed relationship.
I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
is this the sara with the beer cane?
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
If a video of someone that looks like me banging that chick on the hood of her car in some parking lot suddenly shows up on the web... let me know, I gotta see how that turned out.
Tip of the day: Don't ever send a bootycxall at 3 in aftnoon. No one will respond n u'll just feel fooolish.
If I don't get my shit together, I'm going to be one of those really fucked up cases on 1000 ways to die
The problem with having a roommate is that you are forced to answer the age old question "Are you okay?"
I've decided to give up hard drugs for the rest of the year.
It's my day off, I'm going to Target to check out Moms in yoga pants
fucking him is like fucking old faithful. you could set your watch by his orgasms.
First night in my new place, I had to get drunk to get used to the idea of shitting in a new toilet
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