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• (810): View more from Michigan

  I just spent the last two hours on the phone with Emily trying to explain to her how to finger herself.

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• (561): View more from Florida

  I love family holidays its the only time when playing beer pong, and smoking hookah with my family isnt looked down upon

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• (802): View more from Vermont

  I may also break bread with strippers. Because it is passover.

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• (904): View more from Florida

  This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?

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• (330): View more from Ohio

  Did i mention i'm like the equivilent of a prepubescent boy suffering from preejaculacy? I just about creamed my pants when he grabbed my hand..

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• (865): View more from Tennessee

  At some point i could of swore that you were in my bedroom riding a manatee last night..... I like my new dealer

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• (239): View more from Florida

  Then mom squeezed my boob and said, "Dad would go nuts if I had these..."

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• (916): View more from California

  I'll feed you vitamin c from my mouth this weekend. Like a baby bird.

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  Promise??

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• (860): View more from Connecticut

  If, when you wake up, you're wondering why you're in the bathtub, it's because when I tried to move you, you yelled that that was cheating and tried to kick me in the face.

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  Fair enough.

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• (252): View more from North Carolina

  I have a strong contender for the new number 1 position for fwb. He met me at the door with pizza and a shot of patron

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• (617): View more from Massachusetts

  She walked out and announced that he was now part of our confused, incestuous, glorious eskimo family. I've never been more proud.

  (802): View more from Vermont

  Campus is too small for this to keep happening

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• (407): View more from Florida

  My orifices are off limits as long as you have that stache. Your call.

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• (908): View more from New Jersey

  I gave a handjob to the beat of uptown fuck last night

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• (415): View more from California

  Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.

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• (978): View more from Massachusetts

  Stories. There's stories.

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  MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES

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