As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
5 out of the 6 of them cut their hands while trying to shot gun the beer, I had never seen balls attached to such patheticness
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
Drunk girl in a bikini just tried to bite my face, it's officially spring break
I don't trust myself to shower and not drown.
I asked him why I was having sex with him in the middle of having sex. It was sufficiently awkward.
How did work go after you told them you were in jail?
Great they tried to bail me out.
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
I have no idea why my husband is mad that I came home at 4 am & all I want to do is eat spaghettios. It's not fucking spaghettios fault.
But I don't wanna live with them bc I need to be able to walk around naked and sex on any surface guilt free.
I can't. I'm going camping this weekend. I do have a life outside of your dick.
But the problem is you celebrate with your heart but I celebrate with my liver
Man I gotta stop stashing shit when I'm high. I just spent 2 hours searching for my bag of pot and eventually found it in fucking a bandaid box.
We played 2 very competitive games of Jenga and then fucked our brains out... BEST. RELATIONSHIP. EVER.